1. ivyvine6:

    I just freaking broke a key on my laptop and freaked out because, you know, it just had to be the period key…but then I actually managed to magically reattach it.

    I feel so accomplished in my non-existent life.

    eyeballsarchive said: I’m glad that period of concern has past.

  2. atomic-mayonnaise:

    themysteryofgravityfalls:

    Gravity Falls has some great posters shown throughout the series. We’ve been recreating several of them and you can buy them over at our Etsy store. We have also partnered with some artists to sell their work based on the show as well. Be sure to check them out!

    I don’t think you understand how badly I want a Tiger Fist poster.

  3. (Source: tsarcasm)

  4. heichoudrivingtheimpala:

    This is literally ripped out of the pages of a teenaged girl’s fan fiction.

  5. jathis:

    extradan:

    So while Gideon was summoning Bill, he was saying something in backwards, so I reversed it in Sony Vegas and I literally laughed.

    Here the reversed version. 

    OH MY GOD

  6. forevertombraider:

Tomb Raider by Charlie-Bowater
  7. agirlcalledfrost asked:

    OH OH OH PLEASE TELL US A BOARDING SCHOOL STORY PRETTY PLEASE

    ofgeography:

    zacharonieandcheese:

    ofgeography:

    so my school had this thing called “senior skip day,” except that senior skip day didn’t exist and every year the administration sent out emails in the spring that were like DON’T FUCKIN SKIP CLASS OR YOU WILL RECEIVE RESTRICTION (restriction was like, my boarding school’s equivalent of detention where instead of staying after school you had to go to bed early and help stuff envelopes advertising the summer program until your hands were BLOODIED AND CRIPPLED BY CARPAL TUNNEL) and every year the seniors were like YOLO THEY CAN’T PUNISH ALL OF US!!!!!

    • spoiler alert: yes they can? THEY ALWAYS CAN.
    • 200 years of american high school and teenagers still think that there is a cap limit on kids in detention and that you can leave after 15 minutes if the teacher doesn’t show up.

    anyway, my senior year, we all got together and nattered at each other until some brave soldier (i feel like it was my friend paula but WHO KNOWS) was like “OK SENIOR SKIP DAY IS THIS THURSDAY!!!! NOBODY GO TO CLASS OR UR A SCAB.”

    • she didn’t say scab because she’s not from the 1920s and we aren’t newsies, though this story would be way more interesting if we were
    • what she said was “YOLO THEY CAN’T PUNISH ALL OF US!!!!!”
    • except not yolo because it was 2009 and drake hadn’t been invented yet except as a dear sweet boy in a wheelchair.

    we also used this email system to communicate with one another that has very deeply informed the way i understand email and which probably makes it very frustrating to be my friend and receive emails that have subject lines like “URGENT” and then just 42 links to the same florida georgia line youtube video.

    • I’M NOT ASHAMED, but in that way where like i kind of AM ashamed so i’m really aggressively NOT ashamed? 

    so the day of reckoning rolls around and my alarm goes off at 8 (class started at 8:05 but i liked to PLAY WITH FIRE when it came to being late; my mom actually asked the school to stop emailing her when i was a sophomore because i was late so often that their rote “Mrs. Ofgeography we are emailing you to say—” was CLOGGING UP HER INBOX and she was like “i GET IT MY CHILD IS THE MOST BORING MISCREANT OF ALL TIME.”) and i looked at my roommate elle and she looked at me and went, “you going?”

    "hell no," i said. "YOLO. they can’t punish all of us."

    elle, who was far prettier and far cooler than i was with the notable exception of her obsession with tswift’s “love story” and her tendency to look at the endangered species list and cry sometimes during study hall, quickly bizounced across the street to this shopping center thing where all the cool kids smoked in secret where huge trucks dropped off clothes for the Dress Barn. i think there were also tennis courts nearby. more importantly there was this chinese food delivery place and a lil restaurant that made HELLA BAGELS.

    • WHAT KIND OF BAGELS?
    • FUCKIN
    • HELLA.

    off goes elle! meanwhile i’m like, “yessssss i’m gonna use senior skip day to watch 14 hours of tv shows and eat frozen peanut butter bars that i stole from the dining hall! I’M GONNA LIVE LIKE I’M 23 ALONE IN CHICAGO ON A WEEKEND WHEN MY ONLY PLAN IS TAKEOUT AND CUDDLING WITH THE FAUX-SNOW-LEOPARD BLANKET I WILL ONE DAY SURELY OWN.” 

    of course, during this time the administration was continuing to send out emails that reminded us with increasing urgency that senior skip day was NOT A THING and that we were ALL GETTING RESTRICTION if we didn’t get our STUPID ASSES TO CLASS, GODDAMNIT, WE ARE NOT RUNNING A CIRCUS HERE. 

    but i was like! yolo, motherfuckers!!! i already got into college, YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME.

    at some point during the day elle and our friend ginna came back to the room with takeout from the chinese delivery place and we sat on our floor eating it and probably watching veronica mars or looking at the endangered species list and crying.

    all of a sudden, elle said, “guys shut up, guys shut up, GUYS SHUT UP,” and ginna and i were like, “WHAT we have a LOT to SAY about FRIED FUCKING DUMPLINGS, ELLE," and elle said, "did you hear that?"

    "hear what?"

    that!”

    'that' was the sound of one of our dorm moms, mrs. f, knocking on doors and saying things like, “IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR BUTTS TO CLASS IN 5 MINUTES YOU'RE ON CATEGORY 4 RESTRICTION FOREVER.” elle quickly scampered up our raised beds to hide in the corner, where a tiny human like elle could actually hide from view; i leapt immediately into what we called a closet but was basically a cubby with a flap that was DEFINITELY not meant for a 5'8” individual with knobby as hell knees.

    our door, which was never locked because we both hated the effort of typing in the lock code, opened. mrs. f said, “mollyhall?”

    i held my breath. 

    • i should add here that i seemed to be operating on like a scooby-doo level of logic where basically i thought that she was somehow NOT ALLOWED to investigate?
    • like, if she can’t see me, there is NO POSSIBLE WAY that she could prove i’m in here, right?
    • she’ll just poke her head in and be like oH GOSH NO KIDS HERE and leave!!

    you can see the flaw in my logic.

    mrs. f sighed. “mollyhall, i know you’re in here, i literally heard your voice ten seconds ago.”

    • there’s no WAY she guesses i’m in the closet!!!

    "mollyhall, i know you’re in the closet."

    • NO YOU DON’T
    • I AM SCHRÖDINGER’S SENIOR

    "mollyhall—"

    there was a creak. mrs. f stopped. it wasn’t actually a “creak,” so much as this like, prolonged groan? like it’s the sound an elephant would make if it sat on a really large accordion.

    i poked my head out of the closet. mrs. f looked at me. elle sat up.

    i said, “where’s ginna?”

    • YOU KNOW WHERE GINNA WAS.

    "um," said elle, "she’s in the—"

    • GINNA NO

    ginna yes.

    i really wish i could describe the sound the ceiling made when it collapsed. it sounded a lot like the way losing your breath feels. i sort of remember ginna falling in like, really slow motion, like i could see the expression on her face. i didn’t really think about how i would describe this in words. ginna’s face said:

    • oh no.
    • what have i done?
    • this was a mistake. 
    • i regret a series of decisions that i have made.
    • is there a way out of this?
    • are those oreos under mollyhall’s pillow?
    • why are there oreos under mollyhall’s pillow?
    • mollyhall, you HAVE a food cupboard, what good is a food cupboard if you don’t—
    • oh, crap.

    she belly flopped onto the floor. i mean, the girl bounced. and then she just laid there. mrs. f looked at her. elle looked at her. i looked at her, still mostly in the closet. we were all going to get category 4 restriction forever.

    ginna said, “hi, mrs. f. i feel like i should explain.”

    So basically.

    This one day in school, you were told to go to class. You didnt. And then some girl who tried to hide in the ceiling fell through.

    • wasnt that 
    • so
    • much
    • quicker?

    "a man goes fishing." - hemingway

    • every single time i write sins not tragedies starts playing: haha, ohhhh this song. man oh i shouldnt sing it this time i havent heard it in so long. naahh not gonna do it. i dont even remember how it- OH, WELL IMAGINE, AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR
  8. merriamwebsterdictionary:

    reasons why winter is better than summer:

    • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
    • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
    • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
    • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
    • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
    • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
    • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
    • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

    (Source: puyopuyofever-remade)

  9. valiantparadox:

    bro-boner:

    It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

    image

    It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

    And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

    Ireland.

    not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

    the erection at the intersection

  10. h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

    h0llo:

    ive stolen this line and used it so many times

    (Source: ed-ingle)

  11. puzzlestepladdertrick:

    BUT WHAT IF BILL WASN’T A BEING OF PURE ENERGY AND DIPPER COULD STEAL HIS BODY TOO

    -Admin X & Admin Y

  12. sage-of-rocknroll-oromis:

teacupnosaucer:

awenyddogamulosx:

ruthlesswoodcarver:

mothensidhe:

fatfury:

omgxchrissy:

cumleak:

deux-zero-deux:

demands-with-menace:

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.
the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .
she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit
her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century
sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys.She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 
The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

this post was amazing from start to finish

I refuse to believe that Hatshepsut is not the ancestor, if not past life, of Beyonce.

    sage-of-rocknroll-oromis:

    teacupnosaucer:

    awenyddogamulosx:

    ruthlesswoodcarver:

    mothensidhe:

    fatfury:

    omgxchrissy:

    cumleak:

    deux-zero-deux:

    demands-with-menace:

    Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

    she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

    damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

    The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

    the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

    she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

    her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

    sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

    My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

    She wore a fake beard, you guys.
    She was the fucking boss.

    If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

    I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

    The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

    this post was amazing from start to finish

    I refuse to believe that Hatshepsut is not the ancestor, if not past life, of Beyonce.

    (Source: xxerlflynn)

  13. I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

    (Source: gallifreygabriel)